I can’t believe I’m doing this

I almost didn’t put up a Christmas tree at all this year. My apartment is pretty small. But I’m having a little gathering for some friends in a few weeks, and if I don’t have a tree up, they’re just have a fit. Damn queens.

As I was putting this thing together, I kept thinking… “Damn. I’m so gay.”

The tree isn’t too bad for $20 at WalMart.