Somebody posted this in the Whatever forum on IAM.
A very loud, obnoxious and foul mouthed woman walked into
Wal-Mart with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all
the way through the entrance. The Wal-Mart greeter said
pleasantly, “Good morning. Welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice
children you have there. Are they twins?”The rude woman stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no
they ain’t twins. The oldest one’s 9 and the other one’s 7
. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind or
just stupid?”“I’m neither blind nor stupid, Ma’am,” replied the greeter. “I
just couldn’t believe you got laid twice. Have a great day and
thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.”