I was supposed to have a date today. This one turned out to be worthy of Sam. Now normally, I’m attracted to Latino men. This one seemed cool and his pictures online weren’t bad.
When he called me, I knew something wasn’t quite right. His English wasn’t all that good. When he got to the door, I realized that his pictures didn’t represent him well. As we got talking, I knew it wasn’t going to work. If, for no other reason, dude had three bottom teeth. I’m not making this up. He had three bottom teeth.
I can deal with a lot of things. My teeth are far from perfect, and I have a few gaps in my teeth. But still… Maybe this demonstrates I’m shallow. If that’s the case, then I’m guilty. A guy has to at least have decent teeth.