I’m up early this morning, and it’s not by choice. Something woke me up and now I can’t get back to sleep. So I figure I’m going to get my ass into the office early today.
Last night, I was having trouble falling asleep because of the noise. It took me a few minutes to realize my upstairs neighbor was having sex. He must have been banging her pretty hard. This sounded like good, hard, sweaty… Eh, at least somebody is getting some.