My best friend, Drew, is not modded at all. He has no piercings and no tattoos. Not even his ears are pierced. We had this conversation tonight. This was good:
Drew: do you ever watch monster garage?
PghMikeH: I prefer Monster House.
Drew: is that an actual show?
PghMikeH: Yup
PghMikeH: And they do radical transformations.
PghMikeH: But their budget is through the roof, too.
PghMikeH: They have something like 10K
Drew: I just thought you’d like monster garage because of the guys
Drew: they seem sorta like your type
Drew: and they were shirtless today
PghMikeH: Did they have penises? If so, they were my type.
Drew:
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Drew: you know what I mean
Drew: they are inked and peirced
PghMikeH: Oh. Then they were most certainly my type.