ED-TV

I’m watching ED-TV. I’m sitting at home, alone, on a Saturday night. But this has got to be one of the funniest movies I’ve seen in a long time. I love the Ru Paul cameo. My septum still hurts.

Why is my timing always such shit? I had the biggest crush on a guy in Philly when I lived there. Unfortunately, he was to totally married then. Now that I’m 500 miles away, he’s single. And of course, he tells me that he’s always thought I was cute.

Why does my timing suck?