Hi. My name is Mike, and I’m a carnivore. Yeah, I eat meat. Although the only beef I eat is the occasional burger. I stick to birds and fish mostly. I like pop music. Worse yet, I like country music, too. I used to work for a Fortune 10 corporation. I make more than $25K. I’ve never been to a rave. I was in a fraternity in college. My only tattoo is of my fraternity letters. I wouldn’t know Emo if he slapped me in the face. I like to drink Vodka and beer, preferably Rolling Rock. I like to have sex.
I feel like an outcast here. Am I?
If you’re a vegan, vegetarian, or sXe, that’s cool—maybe. I completely respect (JavaScript must be enabled to view this email address) because he has very strong beliefs and committments to that lifestyle. That’s fucking awesome. I love my former co-worker Marcy because she wouldn’t consume any product that required killing or harming an animal. That includes food and leather shoes. But I get the impression that so many people here claim to be sXe because its the cool thing at the moment. I have no time for you. You make people like Matt and Marcy look like they’re just trying to be part of the crowd. You should be ashamed. Go away.